May 2012
gothbaby:
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING
When your fandom is having a Shipping War
midorilied:
May the Lord be with the Resident Evil tag in this...
jeremypamyupamyu:
Amen.
worthless-blogger:
after all this time, there are still people who take did-yuo-kno seriously
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Z-Day: Rise of Henry
[[MORE]]bulletbaka:
“It has begun” Henry the neckbeard whispered menacingly. A crowd of reanimated undead amassing near his suburban neighborhood. Rarely did he emerge from the dimly lit hovel that was his grandma’s basement but today he had a purpose. Today he was going to be a hero.
He sipped on his Monster energy drink, contemplating the sanctity of his mission as he waddled over to the...
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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fuckyeahricksantorum:
for those of you who are going to have kids
are you going to ship them with other people’s kids
bc i could see some of you drawing pictures of your kid and writing fanfics about them
myspacing:
I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason
Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job
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SCREW YOU GUYS MY HUSBAND DOESN’T WEAR UGGS ;W;
festivale:
Enigmatism: T-ara’s 9th member Dani to join in December, “Girls’ Generation Yuri lookalike”
ccmxgmc:
T-ara’s new member Dani has been revealed. T-ara’s ninth member Dani is 14 years old and has been growing up in the United States since she was four. She is 167cm and slender and looks like an Eastern version of Girls’ Generation’s Yuri. Despite her...
(I work at a small counter in my store that sells the company’s own brand...
– Not Always Right - From Dublin Ireland (via tainted-petals)
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
Did someone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
pacific-a:
hashtagshutthefuckup:
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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caadylyn:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to